man jailed for overdue library book

Criminalization of everything, overdue library book edition.

The city ordinance was passed to crack down on delinquent readers. 

Yes, you read that correctly: delinquent readers. What a relief that the great menace of delinquent readers will be safely held in captivity, lest they poison young minds and destroy the fabric of society.

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